No one expected it to be there, and yet...

<--- There's one of the little buggers resting on the camera's cable. picked by Moe 8 hours ago

The world's shortest man, He Pingping, has died at the age of 21, a Guinness World Records spokesman said. picked by muppet 12 hours ago

Harv's Metro Car Wash was personally visited by 2 IRS agents for back taxes. The amount of taxes owed to warrant a personal visit? 4 cents. 4/100's of a dollar. picked by 2manyusernames 18 hours ago

Evelyn Boyd locks herself in her room to fast. Instead of a day or two she fasts for weeks. She fasts so long that she was found dead. Her husband never checked on her. No charges will be filed. No charges will be filed!? picked by 2manyusernames 18 hours ago

42-year old Donna Simpson of New Jersey has a goal in life. She wants to become the world's fattest woman. This effort will require a lot of food. To fund the massive $750 weekly food shop, she runs a website where men pay her to watch her eat fast food picked by 2manyusernames 18 hours ago

A COURT has ordered two young girls to spend weekends with their sex offender father provided he puts a door on their bedroom they can lock. While concerned for their safety enough to let them lock their door, the judge felt that pedophile's right to see his young daughters was more important than the possibility of them being raped. picked by 2manyusernames 20 hours ago

In grim news for those who think it's a bit of a wheeze to chase an 8lb Double Gloucester cheese for 200 yards down a near-vertical hillside, the organisers of the Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling and Wake have announced that this year's event is cancelled.The Daily Mail points the finger firmly at "health and safety killjoys" for the decision* - the first time in 200 years that the village ... read full post picked by Bornbad 1 day ago

Peter Graves, the cool spymaster of television’s “Mission: Impossible” and the dignified host of the “Biography” series, who successfully spoofed his own gravitas in the “Airplane!” movie farces, died on Sunday. He was 83.

This is Captain Oveur, Over picked by TBA 1 day ago

A blackjack player who calls himself RobinHood702 (the 702 comes from Las Vegas' area code), finds those in need and wins hundreds of thousands of dollars at casinos, just for them. People upload a video of themselves explaining why they need money. RobinHood702 chooses those he deems worthy, flies them out to Vegas, then goes to work. picked by 2manyusernames 1 day ago

Police in Rapid City, South Dakota had an arrest warrant for a woman who was wanted for theft charges in Alaska. Her partner, Air Force Sgt Jene Newsome was not wanted for any crime but did not jump when the police demanded she come to assist the officers. The cops saw a marriage license with Ms Newsome's name on it and informed the Air Force of her sexual orientation resulting in the destruction ... read full post picked by NoPantsMan 2 days ago

Heart disease combined with the stress of seeing his wife dead and physical exertion of performing CPR led to instant heart failure. They were found one on top of the other.

I can totally see Mrs. TT and myself in this scenario.
*wipes tear* picked by tigertony 2 days ago

The search for an unknown number of missing spectators will resume at daybreak Sunday, after an avalanche in the British Columbia interior hit when as many as 200 people were gathered for a snowmobile event. picked by chinook 2 days ago

Four years ago, when the school was founded, only 4 percent of the class was reading at grade level. Today, every member of the senior class has traded their red uniform tie for the coveted red and gold striped tie that signifies that they have been accepted into college.

I hope the teachers at this school read this story. picked by tigertony 2 days ago

A 33-YEAR-old Frenchman who claimed he was in love with an eight-year-old child avoided jail yesterday -- when he volunteered to leave the country until she turns 18.

Because that will stop him from falling "in love" with other 8 yr olds??? picked by DaftGretel 2 days ago

what's wrong with old people these days? picked by Nicky666 3 days ago

Capt. Matthew Myer was awarded the Silver Star for his bravery after Taliban forces nearly overran a remote outpost. He has also been reprimanded for failing to prepare adequate defenses, although Army officials acknowledge the base was in an almost impossible location to defend. picked by tigertony 3 days ago

A large object is now highly visible through various solar observing instruments and will likely crash into the sun within the next few hours. picked by jLoSsDh 3 days ago

The complete book posted online.
Excerpt:
Once you get into shoplifting in supermarkets, you'll really dig it. You'll be surprised to learn that the food tastes better. picked by PulsisX 3 days ago

A 50-year mystery over the 'cursed bread' of Pont-Saint-Esprit, which left residents suffering hallucinations, has been solved after a writer discovered the US had spiked the bread with LSD as part of an experiment. picked by Bornbad 4 days ago

Archaeologists from Oxford believe the men were probably executed by local Anglo Saxons in front of an audience sometime between AD 910 and AD 1030. picked by PulsisX 4 days ago

Nathan Wilkie was listening to a Kid Selzy CD in a grocery store's parking lot, when he saw his mother carrying shopping bags. He walked out of the car to help her when police officers showed up, and stuck their heads in the car's half-open windows to hear the music. Wilkie was arrested and charged with offensive behaviour. Mr Wilkie allegedly told officers: "You're a joke, go do some real ... read full post picked by Chamale 4 days ago

Some nurse "do" and some "don't,' but this is the first time I've ever heard of a patient admitting that he tried to get a nurse discharged just because she was a "don't." picked by millerlite 4 days ago

A disturbing phenomenon: Hitler-themed restaurants and bars in Asia. picked by zebulor 4 days ago

The Norway Doomsday Seed Vault has reached the 500,000 seed mark. Designed to withstand even nuclear strikes, it holds a huge library of seeds.

So in the event of global catastrophe, all we need to do is take a boat to a place 620 miles from the North Pole, and get back with the seeds. Sounds easy for a group of doomsday survivors. :OD picked by Moe 4 days ago

Warner Brothers is considering a move to franchise The Wizard of Oz. Apparently, movie making people have a lot in common with the scarecrow these days. picked by Moe 4 days ago